Cougerty Sweatshirt – Because Puberty Wasn’t Enough
Who says the chaos ends after puberty? Welcome to Cougerty—that magical stage of life where hot flashes are your new cardio, mood swings hit harder than college finals, and snacks are still the only cure.
This cozy unisex sweatshirt is here to help you laugh your way through cougarpuberty, perimenopause, and menopause—because if you don’t laugh, you’ll probably cry (and sweat). Perfect for women who embrace their wild side and refuse to apologize for it.
Whether you’re conquering the day, curled up on the couch, or fanning yourself dramatically in public, this sweatshirt delivers the comfort you deserve with the humor you need.
🔥 Why you’ll love it:
Because Cougerty isn’t just a stage—it’s a badge of honor, a sisterhood, and a reminder that you’re still fierce, still funny, and definitely still fabulous.
✨ Features:
Seamless design reduces waste and enhances aesthetics
Elastic ribbed collar retains shape -
Crafted for adult wearers -
Meets stringent safety and compliance standards -
Durable, cozy fabric blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for colder months.
Care instructions -
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) -
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed -
Tumble dry: low heat -
Do not iron -
Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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